Dirty Jobs He Said That? Mike Rowe-isms

posted: 04/11/12
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Dirty Jobs Quotes

We hope you "get it" ... you, the fans, were the ones to coin the term.

We all know that Mike often proclaims, "I'm a dirty boy!" But what are your favorite "Rowe-isms"? Here are a few submitted by other fans on the message boards.

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"Gloves are for girls." -- pilgrim101

"I'm not as good as I once was; but I'm as good once as I ever was." -- cherryrn

"He wants the pin ... he wants air ... no, three words ... sounds like luck."

"It's hard to understand you when you're drowning."

"It's a lot like driving a moped ... it's fun till somebody sees ya." -- vsbndr

"I'm looking for a world with more choices..."  -- vsbndr

"Bambi just got Thumpered." -- vsbndr

"This is harder than Chinese math."  -- vsbndr

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? ... Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan." -- lackluster

"This is like any other kinda leak you might find yourself taking. You want to take everything into account: wind direction; you know, people around you" -- pilgrim101

"Short-cuts lead to long delays." -- CharlottesWeb1

"Every great tool needs a good shed." -- momacdona

"I'm not quitting. I'm just leaving and never coming back." -- lovetheilladvised

"Why are my eyes about to run down my face?" -- Cindy-Lou-Poo

"I get a "D" in common sense ... and an "F" in general helping." -- rose1

"Sorry. I'm old and stuff, but I've got a lot of pent-up rage." -- vsbndr

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