Ten Questions for Mike

posted: 04/11/12

Yes, yes, Mike can be a very dirty boy ... but hey, he is a TV personality. So doesn't he deserve his moment in the spotlight as a guest on Inside the Actor's Studio? In preparation for that special moment, Mike has already provided answers for the probing questions he'd likely be asked. (Thanks to Dirty Jobs fan "sydneygarretthayes" for asking the questions.)

What is your favorite word?


What is your least favorite word?


What turns you on?

Spectacular conversation

What turns you off?

Too much spectacular conversation

What is your favorite curse word?

Hard to beat the "F-Bomb" in moments of true anger or distress. For casual cursing, I rely on "As$hole."

What sound or noise do you love?

The involuntary snorting that sometimes comes from a woman laughing uncontrollably.

What sound or noise do you hate?

Car alarms

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Is this a trick question?

What profession would you not like to do?

This is definitely a trick question.

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"You're late."

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